First stupid ass thing said to me today
"How do you sleep at night?" Okay, not that funny but consider who was asking it. A personal injury lawyer. Who advertises on city busses and benches. A law firm that preys on individuals between episodes of Maury (yea!) and Judge Joe Brown.
I wish I would have had a better comeback. Like, "When you took that bar exam, was it your dream to see your face on the back of a Septa bus where someone drew a Hitler on you?"
Instead I said "Very well, thanks, I got a new mattress" ZING!
The second wasn't actually said to me but my co-worker.
"Are you heavyset?" What the living hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not even going to touch it, that's just weird.
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