Not many today. Been kinda slow.
But a pretty funny one to a co-worker
" I was in a club" What club? says my coworker "Just a club, I don't know the name. I was socializing when I felt the female energy comin my way"
That female energy? Well it got him car jacked after leaving the social club.
God bless philly.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
July 22...only two today.. so far.
First stupid ass thing said to me today
"How do you sleep at night?" Okay, not that funny but consider who was asking it. A personal injury lawyer. Who advertises on city busses and benches. A law firm that preys on individuals between episodes of Maury (yea!) and Judge Joe Brown.
I wish I would have had a better comeback. Like, "When you took that bar exam, was it your dream to see your face on the back of a Septa bus where someone drew a Hitler on you?"
Instead I said "Very well, thanks, I got a new mattress" ZING!
The second wasn't actually said to me but my co-worker.
"Are you heavyset?" What the living hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not even going to touch it, that's just weird.
"How do you sleep at night?" Okay, not that funny but consider who was asking it. A personal injury lawyer. Who advertises on city busses and benches. A law firm that preys on individuals between episodes of Maury (yea!) and Judge Joe Brown.
I wish I would have had a better comeback. Like, "When you took that bar exam, was it your dream to see your face on the back of a Septa bus where someone drew a Hitler on you?"
Instead I said "Very well, thanks, I got a new mattress" ZING!
The second wasn't actually said to me but my co-worker.
"Are you heavyset?" What the living hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not even going to touch it, that's just weird.
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